omg i love her
imagine getting drafted into war and seeing your internet buddy there
"holy shit, is that you, bongfucker666?"
Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….
Denny’s what the hell
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
Date a lizard woman from the dawn of time.
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum
My car says “I’m poor as shit so I’ll take what I can get.” Nevertheless, I love my little baby. I’ve had it since high school, and I call it the Tomato Mobile, because it’s about the same color as a tomato. I went to a friend’s wedding a couple years ago, and ran into some people I hadn’t seen since high school. Two of them said, rather incredulously, “You’re still driving the Tomato?” Nice to know my little car made an impression.
ditto. except my car is a pumpkin, not tomato
That’s for damn sure.
My car’s just a French heap of shit and I hate it.
At least you fuckers have cars. Be grateful you can afford it next time you’re driving somewhere in the pouring rain and you see someone trudging along soaked to the skin and shivering because they can’t afford a car.
any funny or interesting post on this website will guarantee one person bitching or whinging about it
lol my car is a cherry
and I’m not even old enough to drive. even if I was, there are hundreds of dollars to pay for driver’s ed, hours of practice and more hundreds of dollars to even get a USED car…
*sigh* …15 and feeling down
My car is the same shade of green as dying grass.
*logs out of twitter for 52 years*
Do you ever just jiggle your butt